SUPERSELLOUT

Kau tau, kawan, menulis cerita aib orang yang dah pergi, lagi rendah martabatnya daripada menulis cerita yang sengaja direka-reka.

...Dan Seekor Ikan Laga Bernama Sulaiman Akhlaken

Todays marks a month that my family and I have been living in our new rented home in Alor Star. I've already missed Jitra (ala..macam la jauh bebeno pun! heheheh), but I really like this new place (although rumahnya olskool dan areanya agak 'Bronx' to some people).

It takes less than 10 minutes to reach home from work everyday and the nearest shopping complex is just a walking distance. Most importantly, Deena does not need to 'overstay' at her nursery anymore. Selamat kitorang dari kena bebel dengan minah laser tu. Kalau tak bila kitorang amik dia malam, sure dia bebel: "Lain kali mai awai, mai siang-siang...Deena nak naik beskal..bla..bla..."...

Slash the cat has also settled down, and even brought home a new 'awek' last few weeks. Ceh!
And yeah, there are three new additions in our family. Here they are:

KURUMI.
It's Deena's. Her Atuk and Uci gave it to her as a present. Nama tu Deena yang bagi sendiri, taken from one of her favorite cartoon series kot?

JEREMY.
Mine. Ala..obvious sangat what inspired me to name the fish "Jeremy" la kan? Hehe.

SULAIMAN AKHLAKEN.
Yatt's. Bunyik macam loyar pelem P.Ramlee tu, but, I think, this fish could've been named "Tiffany" ataupun "Debbie Gibson". Tapi rasanya "Tiffany" lagi kena, sebab kaler ikan ni lebih kurang kaler rambut penyanyi Tiffany yang top dulu tu. Hehe.

Cari

Ada satu hari tu aku kerja n Yatt off. Balik rumah je dia terus kata dia beli URTV. Terkejut gak aku. Haha, ye la. Rasanya dah dekat 20 tahun either one of us tak beli majalah tu kot? Rupa-rupanya it was because of this:

Cun kan t-shirt Din ni? Sempoi!

Passport For Deena

It's been a while, eh? Actually, I've been blogging 'mentally' in my mind in the past two weeks, but my fingers were just too lazy to type. :-P

Anyway, Yatt and I went to the Immigration Department the other day to make Deena's passport. Nasib baik she didn't make funny faces, like she always do, when her photo was taken at the department. If not, the photo could turn out to be any of the followings. Hehe (Note: Gambo ni dia tangkap sendiri sesuka hati..).

Balik kampung!...
My darlings, Deena & Yatt.

Rockers: "Kekejaman...Manusia!!"

Artikel ni dah lama. Tapi seriusly, I got fuckin emotional when I read it on the day it was published (berayor bijik mate wehhh). Stupid radio, stupid fuckin humans! Haha. Jangan marah haa...Seorang manusia yang bernama Nadia ini memang akan emo kalau bercakap pasal kucing.

Anyway, here's more annoying facts (to cat-haters lah) about cats:
MEOWWW!

P/s: Nazri Blitzenius, aku pinjam gambo ko. Hehe.

PJF

Yeahhhh!

Link

Yang Ditunggu Dah Tiba!

Artikel tentang lagu-lagu Stone Temple Pilots dah siap, dan sekarang masa untuk balik kampung dan 'mengunyah' Maryamah Karpov. Do not disturb. ;-) Oh, anyway, have a great weekend, peeps!

P/s: Btw, what is it so hard about learning in English?!..(and suddenly this one familiar tune re-appears in my head...'Learning English is lots of fun, lots of fun, lots of fun..Have a wonderful time with me, with English on tvvvvvv....'.Heh.)

My Chatterbox

Malam tadi aku tengok memorial service Michael Jackson live on tv. The early part tu it was just "audio-less". Boring betul. Bila dah start boring mula la Deena tanya macam-macam.

Deena: Ma, Michael Jackson tu sapa?
Aku: He's the King of Pop.
Deena: Kenapa dia mati? Dia eksiden?
Aku: (Tau ke dia apa 'eksiden'?)...Bukan. Dia sakit. Sakit jantung kot. Tak sure.
Deena: Sakit jantung? Jantung dia ada lubang ke, Ma?
Aku: (Mana dia tau ada penyakit jantung berlubang plak ni?)...Ntah. Tapi bukan sebab jantung dia ada lubang, ok?

Sebelum Deena tanya banyak-banyak lagi, baik aku ajak this chatterbox tidur. ;-P

Tiada Kaitan

Terbaca tentang Ella minggu lepas. And this, is among my (recent) favourites.

Subfamilinya 'Ular Kapak'!

"Tanpa menyinsing lengan walau lawanmu adalah kentang.
Dengan izin Tuhan kau kan dapat lebam biru hitam!..."

Memang betul. Akhir-akhir ini, entry yang ada di sini semuanya berbaur kemarahan. Dan rasanya aku tak perlu jelaskan apa-apa, dan kepada sesiapa pun. Ini semua bagi aku hanya satu reaksi atau tindak balas normal seorang manusia (yang juga normal) yang dilanggar 'territory'nya. Atau mungkin juga reaksi aku ini senormal seekor ular orok-orok yang menggetarkan orok-orok apabila mengesan mara bahaya.

Cuma bezanya, aku tidak ada hemotoksin atau neurotoksin yang bisa membunuh.
Dan bisa yang ada, hanya memamah diri sendiri.

As The Pendulum Swings

Kata dia:

I know you are hurt, but you have to understand...

Kata aku dalam hati:
B**uh ko la! Ko punya hal, aku pulak kena faham?! Cilakak!

Hari tu aku betul-betul bengang. Tahan marah sampai badan menggigil. Kan ke best kalau aku pun garang macam Nozie yang pernah mengamuk sakan dan siap baling TV??! Sekurang-kurangnya tak makan dalam. Argh, sial la! Aku ni baik sangat kot?